Monday, October 12, 2009

Taking the IELTS Exam - Occasionally Asked Questions

World exclusive from IELTS Today. There are many (some would say too many) FAQ's around about IELTS, but as far as we are aware, no OAQ's. This is our list so far.

1. What should I wear in the IELTS examination room?

There are no clear guidelines about what should be worn, but the following clothing should not be worn by people taking the IELTS examination;
An ankle-length heavy raincoat, hot pants, a motorcycle helmet, a plastic mackintosh, a miners helmet, green wellington boots, a trilby hat, spats, goloshes, plastic flip flops, brogues, green silk stockings, an imitation cashmere sweater, Manchester United football shirt, any form of baseball cap, Klu Klux Clan mask, Che Guevara t-shirt, wizard's hat, cuff links, shoulder pads, fluorescent headband, policemen's helmet, leather trousers, spandex tank top. Also, men wearing knee-length shorts, a white short-sleeved shirt and open-toed sandals without socks will probably be barred from entering, since nobody likes to see grown men dressed like this.

2. Is the IELTS test too long and difficult?

No, or possibly yes, depending upon who you talk to.

3. I have taken IELTS three times and have not been able to understand any of the listening tests due to the strange British accents. What can I do?

In IELTS listening, a variety of British accents are used. Check out Youtube for British English accents from the following areas; Scottish highlands, Glamorgan, Pimlico, South Shields, Dingley Dell, Greater Manchester, Liverpool, the West Country, Harrow, the Mendips and, finally, Birmingham.

4. Can I buy a sample listening test CD in Blue Ray format?

No, this is a format for DVD's only.

5. Can I wear spectacles during the Reading test?

Yes, but not Smart Specs.

6. Can I complete the Listening and Reading answer sheet with a gold nib fountain pen?

No,

7. Can I draw cute cartoon-style pictures of Bambi on the IELTS writing question paper?

Yes. These will not be graded.

8. How is the Speaking test conducted?

The Speaking test is conducted with some degree of dignity and grace.

9. What should I bring to the Speaking test?

A confident manner.

10. I am deaf, can I take the listening test?

Yes you can, but there is a possibility that you will not hear anything.

11. I cannot speak English, can I take the speaking test?

Yes you can. Many people who cannot speak English take the IELTS speaking test.

12. What happens if I go to sleep during the IELTS exam?

At the end of the day, just before he needs to lock up, the building caretaker will tap you gently on the shoulder to wake you up.

13. What happens if I don't stand in a straight line whilst I am waiting to go into the IELTS examination room.

You will be reminded that IELTS is a British exam and in Britain people always stand in a queue in a straight line, sometimes for many hours.

14. What happens if I really want to postpone or cancel my application, but don't actually postpone or cancel my application?

If you really want to postpone or cancel your application but don't actually do so you will have to learn to live with the consequences of your inaction.

15. What happens if the country is invaded by a foreign army on the day of the IELTS test.

As soon as you think your life is not in danger, contact the test centre and ask for another examination date. At the same time contact the commander of the invading force to make sure that a curfew is not planned for the date of your re-scheduled test.

16. What can I do if I am unhappy after I get my IELTS results?

There are a number of possible actions; book into a one-star hotel and stay in bed for at least five days; suck strong mints; embrace this as an important experience, live through the unhappiness and learn from it, convert to Zen Buddhism

18. If I take the IELTS test at a British Council centre in my country and am seen entering or leaving the building, will I be arrested by my government as a spy?

In many countries, yes. Since Grahame Greene and Lawrence Durrel made the connection fifty or so years ago, there has been strong, but unfounded rumours (or some would say conclusive evidence) that British Council offices are used as intelligence gathering centres and safe houses for British spies. Often, the country manager at the British Council office is a high-ranking ex-military man. However, according to the British Council spokesman, Major Sir John Fortesque-Smyth, OBE, there is no statutory connection between MI5/MI6 and the British Council, and anyone who claims otherwise is a socialist, a troublemaker and probably a foreign spy. 

19. What should I do if I find that I have an attack of the Yips on the day of the IELTS test?

Reflect on life's ironies.

20.  I am married with seven children aged under 10. What should I do if I find that my partner and all of my children have Covid on the day of the IELTS test?

Each country has its own policy on Covid
, so you need to follow the guidelines given by your government.

Friday, October 2, 2009

The General Training Reading Paper

Although it's not exactly news, many teachers and students are not aware of an important aspect of the General Training Reading paper Section two will focus on the working environment, for example, applying for jobs, company employment policies, wages and salaries, conditions of work, facilities at work and staff development.

Here is the first sample text, with analysis.

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Advice for Employees

Safe computer use

Most people suffer no ill effects from using VDUs (Visual Display Units) as they don't give out harmful levels of radiation and rarely cause any kind of skin complaint. If you do suffer ill-effects, it may be because of the way you're using the computer and this can be avoided by well-designed workstations. When working at a VDU, make sure you keep a good posture and that your eyes are level with the screen.

Under health and safety regulations your employer should look at VDU workstations, and reduce any risks by supplying any equipment considered necessary (e.g. a wrist rest).   They should also provide health and safety training. This also applies if you’re working at home as an employee and using a VDU for a long period of time. There is no legal limit to how long you should work at a VDU, but under health and safety regulations you have the right to breaks from work using a VDU. This doesn't have to be a rest break, just a different type of work. Guidance from the Health and Safety Executive (HSE) suggests it's better to take frequent short breaks but if your job means spending long periods at a VDU, for example as in the case of data input, then longer breaks from your workstation should be introduced.

If you're disabled, your employer's duty to make reasonable adjustments for you may mean that they will provide you with special computer equipment. You can also get advice and maybe help with paying for equipment from the local job centre.

Studies haven’t shown a link between VDU use and damage to eyesight, but if you feel that using a VDU screen is making your eyes tired, tell your employee safety representative. You have the right to a free eyesight test if you use a VDU a lot during work hours. If you're prescribed glasses your company must pay for them, provided they're required in your job.

If you have any health problems you think may be caused by your VDU, contact your line manager. He/she has a duty to consult you on health and safety issues that affect you, and should welcome early reporting of any issue.

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Text analysis
Number of characters (without spaces): 2063
Number of words: 371
Number of sentences:18
The average number of syllables per word: 1.55
Gunning Fog Index : 12.17
Coleman Liau index : 9.43
Flesh Kincaid Grade level :10.85
ARI (Automated Readability Index) :10.31
SMOG : 11.56
Flesch Reading Ease :54.39

Word Frequency List

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The content of the text seems to be somewhat outdated, which is always a problem with examination text about technology.  This topic, the health and safety issues with using a VDU, was a big thing in the seventies and early eighties but is now largely irrelevant.  Also, the PC-based workstation has replaced the VDU in 99.9% of online systems, so people use the term 'computer screen' rather than 'VDU'.

The IELTS people have done a good job in updating the focus of this section to make it more relevant to test-takers, so let's hope the content of the actual examination text is up-to-date.